Ok, if you don't know what's happening to the Spiderman franchise, go find out. Now, for more news. They are getting the guy who played Edward in 'Twilight' to play Peter Parker. Sparkles is gonna gay up Spiderman, and that's hard to do to a spandex wearing arts major who spends none of his time with his super hot girlfriend and more time wrestling his enemies, almost none of which are female. Make that plank they used to represent Angsty Sue in 'Twilight' be Mary Jane and I will be forced to offer an official apology to Joel Schumacher for any joke I've made about 'Batman and Robin'.
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